Its Halloween so remember kids...

So we got halloween coming up soon, you know, its one of those made up holidays for kids and pedophiles.....anyway so we will be getting the annual dose of crap costumes and remakes of evener crapper films....now as a kid i never really went trick or treating, partly due to over protective parents but i also didnt really like it....you see i always thought trick or treating was the like model answer of what you shouldnt do as a kid....dont speak to strangers, dont take sweets of strangers, dont go knocking on peoples doors.....and i never really got the whole trick or treat aspect, you only ever got sweets, what was the trick? you just get kicked in the bollocks? and whats with pumpkins, i always just guessed at the festival commitee santa was sitting there like, "look mate, halloween, sounds a bit shit ok, you need to give it a bit of an edge" so the guy was like (i dont really know who the halloween figure head is...the devil? oprah?) "erm, erm well iv got a pumpkin....and maybe it could have erm a face"......it just always came across like a weird thing to have, anyway enjoy halloween, and stay away from MY HOUSE!