Monday 23 November 2009

Video Games and stuffs

Completely forgot to do blog yesterday, because i was working my ass off for stuff. To be honest i dont think anoyone reads my blog so, im not really apologising to anyone more just the name of my blog. Anyway i decided to talk about games today. Cause i know there is always a lot of controversy with games making kids do crazy shit, namely grand theft auto. But the thing i have always thought, in mario, youre this little guy and its all a bit shit, then you take some mushrooms and suddenly stuff gets a whole lot better, then you take some form of plant and shit gets even better....great message to the kids there. But i dont think games influence people like i mean iv only ever gone and stolen a helicopter and killed loads of police the one time...hmmm thinking whether there is anything decent left to put, ok il leave you with another thought... before bob, who was your uncle?

Saturday 21 November 2009

What to do today?

Got up around 11 today which seems to be the norm most weekends now. I cant help the fact as soon as the weekend comes i tend to hibernate. Talking of hibernating i shut my laptp lid yesterday and when i opened it it said "preparing to hibernate". I half expected it to scurry away collecting batteries and then go and hide in my case for the winter. Funnily enough that didnt happen it merely had a little sleep. The weather looks pretty dull, my view from my window looks like a shit attempt at an emotional picture some "artistic" girl has done for her photography course, it's just grey. Trees have moved into the twiglet stage, where the leaves decide to give up. It all looks very depressing. Ah well, il leave you on a thought: if columbo were to be murdered, who would investigate his death?

Friday 20 November 2009

friday the 20th- cant think of a title

It's children in need tonight and i love it its a great show for a great cause but i dislike the way they do the show. Its the same with comic relief, they do this thing where they will have something funny or like a musical number and then they will put up a really depressing story. Its like thanks tess and now a story to maye you feel terrible about yourself, you ungrateful bastard...thanks terry. also, all the acts they have on are plugging theyre album or tour, its about the children not youre slowly failing career. But its all for a good cause so il leave them be. Il leave you with some words my grandad once told me, he said "son, you can be whatever you want to be, you can be whoever you want to be, the world is your teste"......i think you've got that wrong grandad, and then he did an impression of the pope and rolled away like a polo mint on a steep gradient.

Tuesday 29 September 2009

Its Halloween so remember kids...

So we got halloween coming up soon, you know, its one of those made up holidays for kids and pedophiles.....anyway so we will be getting the annual dose of crap costumes and remakes of evener crapper films....now as a kid i never really went trick or treating, partly due to over protective parents but i also didnt really like it....you see i always thought trick or treating was the like model answer of what you shouldnt do as a kid....dont speak to strangers, dont take sweets of strangers, dont go knocking on peoples doors.....and i never really got the whole trick or treat aspect, you only ever got sweets, what was the trick? you just get kicked in the bollocks? and whats with pumpkins, i always just guessed at the festival commitee santa was sitting there like, "look mate, halloween, sounds a bit shit ok, you need to give it a bit of an edge" so the guy was like (i dont really know who the halloween figure head is...the devil? oprah?) "erm, erm well iv got a pumpkin....and maybe it could have erm a face"......it just always came across like a weird thing to have, anyway enjoy halloween, and stay away from MY HOUSE!

new to the blogging world...

Hi, i um dont really know what to do here, if someone could tell me what the crack is that would be lovely....im guessing its just you put down your thoughts or ideas i dunno.....i mean iv done twitter and facebook and thats all good but i dunno about blogging....i will try to make you laugh anyway....i keep saying you i dont even know who im talking to here....its like having a conversation with myself.....am i schizophrenic?.....kinda fun in a way....so how are you george, im good thanks george, you got that rash.......ok we'll leave it there